Is it your first-time dining with us? No Problem!

Let me put you on game! Esco Restaurant and Tapas is the #1 destination 7 days a week! WE ARE A VIBE! We provide the best food, drinks, DJs, serving staff, and hookahs in the city!
But first, here are some things you should know…

POP-A-BOTTLE
We are a tourist attraction, so we fill up fast! Priority seating goes to bottle service guests first.

WATCH OUT LIL BIH’
Our bottle girls are hard at work. If you see them coming with bottles…Watch out! Watch out lil bih’! Watch out!

YOU DON’T OWN THE PLACE
Smoking is strictly prohibited before the blinds go down, unless you are an owner.

LOOK BUT DON’T TOUCH!
Our staff is beautiful! Please do not grope, inappropriately touch, or harass them. You will be removed ’cause we know yo mama taught you better than that chile.

YOU ORDER IT, YOU PAY FOR IT
Our menu is pretty straight forward, but if you have any questions regarding what you are thinking about ordering, please ask your server. If you have any more questions, ask your server to grab a manager. Hopefully, between menu descriptions, server, and manager at your disposal you should know exactly what you are ordering. Plain and simple…you order it, you pay for it (Absolutely no refunds on food, alcohol, hookahs, or cover charges)

NOBODY’S PERFECT
If your meal is incorrect we will fix it immediately; making the same dish with a bit more TLC. Exchanging the dish for another is not an option. We will perfect the dish you ordered. Just don’t eat it all before we get there.

HAVE YOUR DUCKS IN A ROW
First off, thank you for making reservations. We really appreciate you for that! Just remember, we do not seat incomplete parties and parties more than 15 minutes late.

COME FOR A GOOD TIME, BUT NOT A LONG TIME
Every table has a 2-hour max dining time limit. Want more time? Simply buy a bottle. Each bottle buys you another hour!

GROWN FOLKS ONLY
Minors are only allowed in the building Monday through Friday, 11am to 5pm. If you are a big baby, you are not allowed in the building at all.

TEN TOES DOWN
Because ten toes on the couches or tables will have you removed. Please no standing or placing feet on the furniture. Break a table, pay for a table.

WE LOVE OUR REGULARS
By this point, you can tell who our regulars are because they are laughing hysterically at this “things you should know” list. Mainly because there are things they already know. They’re not offended by it because they came in to have a great